5 More Hilarious Amazon Reviews
Last week we launched our series of Hilarious Amazon Reviews. I’m sure you all went out and bought some unicorn meat to celebrate. I know I did. (Tastes like chicken.) So I’m back serving up another dish of Amazon Reviewer-created comedy this week. Enjoy!
- This is, without a doubt, still a better story than Twilight.
- WARNING – **NOT** a MicroSoft product!!!!
- I can’t believe they got Nicholas Cage for the movie.
- It’s a shame they didn’t sort them, to make it easier to find the one you’re looking for.
- The bulk of each page seems random enough. However at the lower left and lower right of alternate pages, the number is found to increment directly.
- For a supposedly serious reference work the omission of an index is a major impediment.
- This mask imbues the wearer with super-human abilities. The power to make everyone around you feel awkward and uncomfortable being first among them.
- It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own.
- It’s not big enough to completely cover a horse’s head, and it doesn’t provide enough air flow for them, either.
- I don’t know if this is a scam or if mine was broken, but it doesn’t work and I am still getting abducted by UFO’s on a regular basis.
- I, as a resonable and trUstworthy hUman, do not gleep nerp this ungood prodUct. Bad it is for Us hUmans to purchase and opperate this online pUrchasable prodUct.
- TIN FOIL DOES NOT WORK.
Samsung UN105S9 Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV
Price: $119,999.99 (Free Shipping)
- The box it came in is incredibly roomy too, which is a huge bonus, because I live in it now.
- Small screen size is a deal breaker. I recommend buying an IMAX theater instead.
- Great as a second monitor.